Have you heard? People are buying up Twinkies like they’re going out of business… Because they ARE. Hostess just announced that last night’s Hostess delivery trucks carried the last of their delicious and GMO-filled products. Say goodbye to Twinkies, Ho-Ho’s, Ding-Dongs, and Wonder bread.
Well, say goodbye right AFTER lunch. All terrible things in moderation, right? And if a Zombieland Twinkies scenario coming to life right before your eyes does not give you license to indulge in one, then I weep for your soul.
I went to a local grocery store over lunch to snag a few boxes to Ebay. (Go ahead, check it out. One box was already on Ebay for $1500, with the Buy It Now price at $2000.) All that was left were a few boxes of Cupcakes and Donettes. It’s like a post-apocalyptic experience. Who knew that a Hostess delivery truck would be one of the four horsemen?